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An Introduction to the Basic Grammar

 

The A-B-C

 

The Garistonian language has 29 letters, 26 of the latin alphabet and 3 of the greek.

 

A         Alffa

B         Be

C         Ci

D         Dilta

E          Epsel

F          Fy

G         Gee

H         Hee

Θ         Thita (or T*)

I           Iy

J          Je

K         Kipa

L          Limda

M        Mi

N         Ni

Ξ         Ksee (or X*)

O         O

P          Pi

Q         Quo

R         Re

S          Sigmy

T          Ti

U         Uu

V         Vi

W        Wee

X         Hee

Ψ         Psee (or P*)

Y          Ypsilon

Z          Ze-ed

Subjects

 

Suffixes used in subjects as cases:

 

Singular                                    Plural

                                               

 

Nominative       -er                    Nominative       -eb

Possessive        -dos                 Possessive        -deb

Accusative        -fos                  Accusative        -feb

Vocative           -los                  Vocative           -leb

 

Example:

 

Treer (Carpenter)                                             Treeb (Carpenters)

Tredos (Carpenter’s)                                        Tredeb (Carpenters’)

Trefos (referring to –the carpenter)                    Trefeb (referring to –the carp)

Trelos (speaking to –the carpenter)                   Treleb (speaking to –the carp)

Verbs

 

There are 4 kind of verbs:

Those who ends with –ez (ex. Mez = I run)

Those who ends with –uv (ex. Buv = I drink)

Those who ends with –oop (ex. Fiynoop = I leave)

Those who ends with –urg (ex. Polemurg = I fight)

Exception to the rule are the two auxiliary verbs,

Be (Mul) and Have (Zloot).

 

Suffixes used in verbs as tense cases:

 

Singular/Plural

 

Present                                -uv/-ava

Past                                      -len/-ala

Past Continuous                 -zub/-azu

Past Perfect                        -mum/-amu

Future                                   -tur/-atu

Future Continuous              -ulp/-lup

 

Also, every verb carries after the tense suffix the personal case suffix which is the same as the pronoun denoting the person doing the action.

 

Example:

 

Mez (I Run)

 

Present

 

Mezuv-yo                    I run                Mezava-vi                We run

Mezuv-yer                   You run           Mezava-vien            You run (plural)

Mezuv-yooo                He runs           Mezava-thurb           They run (masc)

Mezuv-yaaa                She runs          Mezava-therb            They run (fem)

Mezuv-zoop                It runs             Mezava-zoot              They run (neut)

 

Past

 

Mellen*-yo                  I ran                 Mezala -vi                   We ran

Mellen-yer                  You ran             Mezala-vien                You ran (pl)

Mellen-yooo                He ran              Mezala-thurb              They ran (pl.m)

Mellen-yaaa                 She ran            Mezala-therb               They ran (pl.f)

Mellen-zoop                 It ran               Mezala-zoot                They ran (pl.n)

 

Past Continuous

 

Mezzub-yo       I was running                Mezazu-vi        We were running

Mezzub-yer      You were running         Mezazu-vien     You were running

Mezzub-yooo   He was running            Mezazu-thoorb They were running

Mezzub-yaaa    She was running           Mezazu-thaarb  They were running

Mezzub-zoop   It was running               Mezazu-zoot    They were running

 

Past Perfect

 

Memmum*-yo    I had run                      Mezamu-vi                   We had run

Memmum-yer    You had run                 Mezamu-vien                You had run

Memmum-yooo He has run                    Mezamu-thoorb            They had run

Memmum-yaaa  She has run                   Mezamu-thaarb            They had run

Memmum-zoop  It has run                      Mezamu-zoot               It had run

 

Future

 

Mettur*-yo         I will run                       Mezatu-vi                     We will run

Mettur-yer         You will run                  Mezatu-vien                 You will run

Mettur-yooo       He will run                    Mezatu-thoorb             They will run

Mettur-yaaa       She will run                   Mezatu-thaarb              They will run

Mettur-zoop       It will run                      Mezatu-zoot                 It will run

Future Continuous

 

Mezulp-yo                    I will be running            Mellup*-vi                    We will be running

Mezulp-yer                   You will be running       Mellup-vien                  You will be running

Mezulp-yooo                He will be running         Mellup-thoorb              He will be running

Mezulp-yaaa                She will be running        Mellup-thaarb               They will be running

Mezulp-zoop                It will be running           Mellup-zoot                  It will be running

 

 

*When a fricative consonant is followed by another fricative consonant of the suffix (as in this

case “m” or “l”) it turns into that same consonant.

 

Exceptions to the rule are the two verbs which can also be used as auxiliary verbs:

Be & Have.

 

MUL (BE)

Present

 

 

Mul-yo                         I am                             Mul-vi              We are

Mul-yer                        You are                        Mul-vien           You are (plural)

Mul-yooo                     He is                            Mul-tho-orb     They are (masc)

Mul-yaaa                      She is                           Mul-tha-arb      They are (fem)

Mul-zoop                     It is                               Mul-zoot          They are (neut)

 

Past

 

Imul-yo                        I was                            Imul-vi              We were

Imul-yer                       You were                     Imul-vien          You were (pl)

Imul-yooo                    He was                         Imul-tho-orb     They were (pl.m)

Imul-yaaa                     She was                       Imul-tha-arb     They were (pl.f)

Imul-zoop                     It was                           Imul-zoot          They were (pl.n)

 

 

 

ZLOOT (HAVE)

Present

 

Zloot-yo                       I have                           Zloot-vi                        We have

Zlot-yer                        You have                      Zloti-vien                      You have (pl)

Zlot-yooo                     He had                         Zlorb                            They have(pl.m)

Zlat-yaaa                      She has                        Zlaarb                          They have (pl.f)

Zloo-zoop                    It has                            Zlaa-zoot                      They have (pl.n)

Pronouns

 

Yo                                           (I)

Yer                                          (You)

Yooo/Yaaa/Zoop                     (He/She/It)

Vi                                             (We)

Vien                                         (You –plural)

Tho-orb/Tha-arb/Zoot  (They -masc/feme/neutr)

 

Yom                             Mine

Yem                             Yours

Yooom                        His

Yaaam                        Hers

Vim                             Ours

Viem                           Yours

Thuurb                        Their

 

Articles

 

Masculine:

 

Oo       (the)

To-o    (of the)

Not      (referring to)

Oit       (the – plural)

To-ot   (of the – plural)

Noit     (referring to – plural)

 

 Feminine:

 

Aa                    (the)

Ta-a                 (of the)

Nat                  (referring to)

Ait                    (the – plural)

Ta-at                (of the – plural)

Nait                  (referring to – plural)    

 

Neutral:

 

Oop                 (the)

Oopa               (of the)

Op                   (referring to)

Oip                  (the – plural)

Oup                 (of the – plural)

Oig                   (referring to – plural)

 

Adjectives

 

The suffixes of adjectives are the same as the ones of the corresponding articles.

 

Example: Belom            (Beautiful)

 

Masculine:

 

Belom-oo                     (the)

Belom-to-o                  (of the)

Belom-not                    (referring to)

Belom-oit                     (the – plural)

Belom-to-ot                 (of the – plural)

Belom-noit                   (referring to – plural)

 

 

Feminine:

 

Belom-aa                     (the)

Belom-ta-a                   (of the)

Belom-nat                    (referring to)

Belom-ait                     (the – plural)

Belom-ta-at                  (of the – plural)

Belom-nait                    (referring to – plural)    

 

Neutral:

 

Belom-oop                   (the)

Belom-oopa                 (of the)

Belom-op                     (referring to)

Belom-oip                    (the – plural)

Belom-oup                   (of the – plural)

Belom-oig                    (referring to – plural)

 

Adverbs

 

All adverbs apart from a few exceptions take the same suffix: -rry

 

Example:

 

Vitte     (Slow) 

Vitte-rry (Slowly)

 

The adverbs also have comparative and superlative forms:

 

Example:

 

Vitter-nix (Slower)

Vitter-plax (Slowest)

 

Question Forms

 

Kwo?               (Who?)

Kwat?              (What?)

Kwand?           (When?)

Kwoo?             (Where?)

Poss?               (How?)

Mago?             (Which?)

 

Numbers

 

1 = Yna

2 = Deub

3 = Treub

4 = Tisera

5 = Pinte

6 = Yxus

7 = Sevenos

8 = Yktos

9 = Innios

10 = Dixx

For numbers up to 10 there is the suffix –dixy before the word.

E.g.: 11 = Dixyna, 12 = Dixydeub, etc.

 

20 = Dubix, 21 = Dub-yna, etc.

30 = Trubix, 31 = Trub-yna, etc.

40 = Tisix, 41 = Tis-yna, etc.

50 = Pintix, 51 = Pint-yna, etc.

60 = Yxis, 61 = Yx-yna, etc.

70 = Sevix, 71 = Sev-yna, etc.

80 = Yktix, 81 = Ykt-yna, etc.

90 = Innix, 91 = Inn-yna, etc.

100 = Diek

 

Months

 

Jinuarr              January

Fivruir              February

Mirtios             March

Iprilos               April

Mios                May

Zuun                 June

Zuulos              July

Igustos             August

Siptimbr           September

Ohtovros          October

Nivebros          November

Dicimbros         December

 

Days of the week

 

Sidni                 Sunday

Mindi               Monday

Tritus                Tuesday

Tr`ipatos          Wednesday

Pimpti               Thursday

Fryddos           Friday

Sabbatt            Saturday

 

 

 

Propositions

 

`Aid                 (In)

`Axet                (On)

Bifynn               (Before)

Bog                  (At)

Bur                   (Out)

Dyv                  (Under)

`Ezde               (Coming from above)

Fel                   (Against)

M`eav              (With)

Meavb`ur         (Without)

Mehhridd         (Until)

Metffer            (After)

Pl`ai                 (Beside)

Plop                 (To)

P`uur                (Over)

Ras                  (As)

Res                  (For)

T`aut                (About)

Uf                    (Of)

U`ulv                (Towards)

U`oulv              (Towards both opposing directions)

Y`eta                (Also)

`Ypo                (From)

Z`aug               (Simultaneously in both)

Dho                  (Here)

Kyy                  (There)

Dhu                  (Everywhere)

Dyixos              (Right)

Leftos               (Left)

Oopos              (Up)

Dinos               (Down)

 

Linking words:

 

Et                     (And)

Vut                   (But)

Parjen              (Although)

Vayl                 (While)

Meh                 (However)

Epidee              (Because)

Osapot             (As a Result)

 

 

Morphemes (Roots)

 

Morphemes used in sentences to denote feelings:

 

-coop (respect)

-uh (joy)

-boob, -gasp, -glup (surprise)

-ooh (admiration)

-mo-om, -somb (sadness)

-gar (anger)

-olb (menace)

-skrulek (panic)

- gupp (question)

-aahh (relief)

 

Morphemes used in sentences to denote sex:

 

-ooo (man)

-aaa (woman)

 

The word “`imbillos” goes after a word to denote intension: ex. Doulos imbillos = Too much work!

The word “hopus” goes before a word to denote emphasis.  The following world takes too the same ending “-us”: ex. Hopus Elafus = A big deer!

A small English-Garistonian dictionary:

 

Abnormal                                  Yn`ommal

Abominable                               Vd`ylos

After                                         `Epitas

Animal                                      Ynymil

Attention                                   Alt`uub

Ball                                           B`ooll

Basket                                      B`iskket

Bear                                         Ark`urr

Beautiful                                    B`elom

Before                                       Brinn

Bitter                                        P`iirkry

Black                                        Qatrap

Blue                                          Qluu

Boring                                       Barem`ar

Bread                                        Ps`imos

Bus                                          B`uus

By The Way                              Prelir`ulb

Can                                          Byr`uv

Car                                           C`aro

Carpet                                       H`alos

Cat                                           Y`iita

Chair                                         Chezz

Cheers!                                     Luba!

Child                                         Pess

Clothes                                     R`uuch

Cloud                                        S`ynefer

Cockroach                                 Ξ`ork

Coffee                                       Café

Cold                                          Brrull

Come                                        Venyr`uv

Computer                                  Comp`iiter

Copulate                                   Syn`urg

Court                                        Dikost`yros

Crew                                         Pl`iromas

Crowd                                       Pl`ethor

Cut                                           Coop

Dark                                         Skutt

Darkness                                  Skottos

Day                                          Lurb

Deer                                         `Elafos

Devote                                      Devo`od

Dirty                                         Lerrom

Doctor                                       Δ`iktus

Dog                                          Sk`ylos

Door                                         Proch

Drink                                         Buv

Dry                                           Yggro

Duration                                    Duur`all

Dust                                         Skonn

Eagle                                        Aeto

Earth                                        Gaia

Eat                                           Manzzoop

Electricity                                  R`yvma

Enemy                                      Ektzos

Exciting                                                Synarpyy

Exile                                         `Uxu

Eye                                          Z`ye

Face                                         Fats

Family                                      Famyl

Fantastic                                   Fynt`yst

Farm                                         Farmuull

Fast                                          Gr`egos

Fat                                           Blobh

Father                                       P`aterr

Fight                                         Polem`urg

Final                                         Fynnaall

Find                                          Truuv`ez

Fine                                          Grenn

First                                          Yn`yr

Flag                                          Band`erb

Floor                                         Fattom

Food                                         L`uupp

Fool                                          Ful

Foot                                          Futt

Football                                     Futtb`ooll

Forest                                       D`azos

Friend                                       F`yloxx

From Up close                           Ypok`odd

Fry                                           T`iganos

Fuel                                          B`enzamin-benz

Fugitive                                     Fiut`yf

Garbage                                    Sk`upidus pelt

Ghost                                       F`antomy

Give                                          Dohnn`uv

Glass                                        Klazz

God                                          G`oyd

Good                                        Ka

Gray                                         Qrey

Green                                       Qrynn

Guilty                                        `Ynohos

Hair                                          Mallir`ub

Hand                                         H`ery

Happen                                     Symv`yno

Heart                                        Keur

Hippocampus                            Hippos Empylos

Hit                                            T`oyp

Hold                                          Kryt`uv

House                                       Sp`ytos

If                                               Eyf

Iguana                                       Igwana

Incorrigible                                 Ad`iorrtos

Innocent                                    M`inicer

Island                                        Izland

Jail                                           Fyl`akka

Joy                                           J`uuh

Juke Box                                   J`uukbox

Kill                                            Tuu`ez

Kindergarten                              L`uub Zurg

Kind                                          `Idoss

Kiosk                                        Qyosq

Knife                                         Maherosbl`ox

Knight                                       Kiho`od

Lake                                         Lymnn

Land                                         Gyi

Later                                         Apr`ee

Lawyer                                      Loos

Leave                                        Fiyn`oop

Level                                         L`ivel

Lie                                            Bzemm

Life                                           Viz

Liquid                                        Lyqv`id

Live                                           Vivs`ez

Lizard                                       Liz`aard

Light                                         Fys

Lion                                          Aali`on

Long                                         Makross

Machine                                    Amach`ag

Madness                                   Fuull

Magazine                                  Maggz`inn

Man                                          Mooo

Marble                                      M`irmaros

Master                                      `Afentt

Minister                                     Yp`uur

Moral                                        `Eθos

Mother                                      Ma`am

Mountain                                   Mont`ane

Mouse                                      P`onticus

Mouth                                       St`omas

Music                                       Muusique

My Name is…                           …gup

Name                                        Ne`ema

Neutral                                      Yδ`eteros

New                                          Nov`elle

Newspaper                                Ef`emerie

Night                                         Noo`it

No                                            Sup

Nose                                         Mytt

Obey                                        Yp`oop

Oil                                            Petr`olum

Old                                           J`eros

Opportunist                               Rem`all

Own                                          `Idios

Page                                         Pajja

Painting                                    P`entez

Paper                                        H`yrtos

Penalty                                     Pen`aald

Pet                                           Hom`il

Phenomenon                             Feenom`enn

Pig                                           Gur`unn

Play                                          Pez`oop

President                                  Preez`id

Prime Minister                           Proθyp`uur

Professor                                  Proffez`oor

Rain                                          Vroch

Record                                      D`iscus

Red                                          Q`oqno

Replace                                    Ampl`ace

Relax                                        Orili`uv

River                                         R`iiver

Roof                                          Steyir`ob

Run                                          Mez

Salute                                       H`errez

Sea                                          Θ`alsi

Seek                                         Ψyxx`urg

Self                                           M`inos

Selfish                                      `Egoiskk

Shave                                       Ξ`irisbuv

Shirt                                         Bl`yzza

Shoe                                         Pap`ut

Shout                                        Fon`ez

Show                                        Deehn`oop

Sky                                          Fl`yyt

Slippers                                    P`antoflus

Slow                                         Arg`ogh

Smell                                        Sm`ylluv

Snow                                        Nej

Society                                     Sossi`ete

Speak                                       Milc`ez

Square                                      Blokk

Squeeze                                   Zuul`ixurg

Stairs                                        Schall

Station                                      St`yθmos

Stop                                         Stopp

Storm                                       Strumbl

Strange                                     Gaz`enn

Stranger                                    Gzenn

Street                                       `Odus

Student                                     F`ytyos

Sweet                                       Glykk

Table                                        Att`able

Take                                         Paar`ez

Team                                        Om`ass

Terrible                                      Tr`omerh

Thanks!                                     Sto!

Time                                         F`yra

Today                                       Mal`urb

Toilet                                        Twall`et

Train                                         Trenn

Tram                                         Trym

Trial                                          Try`all

Truth                                         Ver`itt

Tunnel                                       Tuunn`ell

Typhoon                                    Tyyf`onn

Ugly                                          L`eeh

Underground                              Dyvgr`und

Underwear                                 Dyvr`uuch

Vacation                                   Vaaca`an

Vote                                         Fott`ez

Wall                                          M`uur

Want                                        Θill`urg

War                                          P`olemm

Water                                       `Onerwat

White                                        Qat`alf

Window                                     Farth`yros

Wine                                         Venn

Wolf                                          L`yik

Woman                                     Ma`aa

Wood                                        Ξ`ylus

Work                                        D`ulos

Wrist                                        K`irpos

Write                                        Gr`yfoop

Yellow                                       Q`itro

Zoo                                           Z`uu

A small Garistonian-English dictionary:

 

Aalion                           Lion

Adiorrtos                       Incorrigible

Aeto                             Eagle

Afentt                            Master

Altuub                           Attention

Amplace                       Replace

Arkurr                           Bear

Attable                          Table

Amachag                      Machine

Apree                            Later

Argogh                          Slow

Banderb                        Flag

Baremar                        Boring

Belom                           Beautiful

Benzamin-benz              Fuel

Blobh                            Fat

Blokk                            Square

Booll                             Ball

Brrull                             Cold

Buus                             Bus

Biskket                         Basket

Bl`yzza                         Shirt

Brinn                             Before

Buv                               Drink

Byr`uv                           Can

Bzemm                         Lie

Café                              Coffee

C`aro                            Car

Chezz                           Chair

Comp`iiter                     Computer

Coop                             Cut

D`azos                          Forest

Deehnoop                      Show

Devo`od                       Devote

Dikost`yros                    Court

D`iscus                         Record

Dohnnuv                        Give

Dulos                            Work

Duur`all                         Duration

Dyvgr`und                      Underground

Dyvr`uuch                      Underwear

Δ`iktus                          Doctor

Eeh                              Yes

Efemerie                       Newspaper

Egoissk                        Selfish

Eyf                               If

Ektzos                          Enemy

Elafos                           Deer

Epitas                           After

`Eθos                            Moral

Famyl                           Family

F`antomy                      Ghost

Farmuull                        Farm

Farthyros                      Window

Fats                              Face

Fattom                          Floor

Feenomenn                   Phenomenon

F`yloxx                         Friend

Fiut`yf                           Fugitive

Fon`ez                          Shout

Fott`ez                          Vote

Fiyn`oop                        Leave

Flyyt                             Sky

Futt                              Foot

Futtbooll                        Football

Ful                                Fool

Fuull                             Madness

Fylakka                         Jail

Fynnaall                        Final

Fynt`yst                        Fantastic

Fyra                              Time

Fys                               Light

F`ytyos                         Student

Gaia                             Earth

Gazen                           Strange

Glykk                            Sweet

G`oyd                           God

Gregos                          Fast

Grenn                           Fine

Gryfoop                         Write

…Gup                           My Name is…

Gurunn                          Pig

Gyi                               Land

Gzenn                           Stranger

H`alos                           Carpet

H`ery                            Hand

Herrez                           Salute

Hippos Empylos            Hippocampus

Hyrtos                           Paper

Homil                            Pet

Θalsi                             Sea

Θillurg                           Want

Θiof                              Fire

`Idios                            Own

Idoss                            Kind

Igwana                          Iguana

Izland                            Island

Jeros                            Old

Juuh                             Joy

Juukbox                        Juke box

Ka                                Good

Keur                             Heart

Kiho`od                         Knight

K`irpos                          Wrist

Klazz                            Glass

Krytuv                           Hold

Leeh                             Ugly

Lerrom                          Dirty

Livel                              Level

Lizaard                          Lizard

Loos                             Lawyer

Luba!                            Cheers!

Lurb                              Day

Luub Zurg                      Kindergarten

Luupp                           Food

Lyik                              Wolf

Lymnn                          Lake

Lyqvid                           Liquid

Maaa                            Woman

Maam                           Mother

Maggzinn                      Magazine

Maherosblox                  Knife

Makross                        Long

Mallirub                         Hair

Malurb                          Today

Manzzoop                     Eat

Mez                              Run

Milcez                           Speak

Minicer                          Innocent

Minos                           Self

Mirmaros                       Marble

Montane                        Mountain

Mooo                            Man

Muur                             Wall

Muusique                      Music

Mytt                              Nose

Neema                          Name

Nej                               Snow

Nooit                             Night

Novelle                          New

Ξ`ork                             Cockroach

Ξylus                            Wood

Ξyrisbuv                        Shave

Odus                            Street

Omass                          Team

Onerwat                        Water

Oriliuv                           Relax

Paarez                          Take

Pajja                             Page

Pantoflus                       Slippers

Paput                            Shoe

Paterr                           Father

Penaald                        Penalty

Pentez                          Painting

Pess                             Child

Petrolum                       Oil

Pezoop                         Play

Piirkry                           Bitter

Plethor                          Crowd

Pl`iromas                      Crew

Polemm                        War

Polemurg                      Fight

Ponticus                       Mouse

Preezid                         President

Prelirulb                        By The Way

Proch                            Door

Proθypuur                     Prime-minister

Proffezoor                      Professor

Ps`imos                        Bread

Qatalf                            White

Qatrap                          Black

Qitro                             Yellow

Qluu                             Blue

Qoqno                           Red

Qrey                             Gray

Qrynn                           Green

Qyosq                           Kiosk

Remall                          Opportunist

Riiver                            River

Ryvma                          Electricity

Ruuch                           Clothes

Schall                           Stairs

Skonn                           Dust

Skottos                         Darkness

Skupidus Pelt                Garbage

Skutt                            Dark

Skylos                          Dog

Smylluv                         Smell

Sossiete                       Society

Spytos                          House

Steyirob                        Roof

St`yθmos                      Station

Sto!                              Thanks!

Stomas                         Mouth

Stopp                            Stop

Strumbl                         Storm

Sup                              No

Symv`yno                      Happen

Synarpyy                      Exciting

S`ynefer                        Cloud

Syn`urg                         Copulate

T`iganos                        Fry

Trenn                            Train

Toyp                             Hit

Tromerh                        Terrible

Truuvez                         Find

Tryall                            Trial

Trym                             Tram

Tuuez                           Kill

Tuunnell                        Tunnel

Twallet                          Toilet

Tyyfonn                         Typhoon

`Ynohos                        Guilty

Ynommal                      Abnormal

Ypokodd                       From Up close

Uxu                              Exile

Ψyxxurg                        Seek

Vaacaan                       Vacation

Vdylos                          Abominable

Venn                             Wine

Venyruv                        Come

Veritt                            Truth

Vivsez                           Live

Viz                               Life

Vroch                            Rain

Yδ`eteros                      Neutral

Yggro                            Dry

Y`iita                             Cat

Ynimil                           Animal

Yn`yr                            First

Yp`oop                          Obey

Yp`uur                           Minister

Z`uu                              Zoo

Zuul`ixurg                      Squeeze

Z`ye                              Eye

Sample Dialogues

 

- Good Morning!  How are you today?     - Kalurb, uh!  Poss mulyer malurb?

- I’m fine, thanks.                                     - Yo mulyo grenn, sto!

- What is your name by the way?              - Kwat yem neema prelirulb?

- My name is Thermosifonas.                    - Thermosifonas-gup!

- It is a pleasure to meet you from up close       

                                                            - Mulzoop juuh vly sinindos ypokodd.

- Is it your first time to Gariston?

                                               - Mulzoop yem ynyr fyra plop Gariston, gupp?

- Yes, it is.  Have you a family?               - Eeh, mulzoop.  Zlotyer famyl?

- No, I’m an opportunist.                        - Sup, mulyo remall.

- Where can I take the train to Grastamberg?

                                             - Kwoo byryo paaryo trenn plop Grastamberg?

- The station is two blocks from here.

                                           - Oop st`ythmos mulzoop deub blokkeb ypodho.

   Turn left at the kiosk.                                     Tuuro leftos bogoop qyosq.

   You will find Zurblarg street and you

                                                   Truuvyer Zurblag Odus et metturyer metffer

   will run after the train until you get to Grastamberg.

                                                  trenn mehhridd vly fteyez plop Grastamberg.

  Also, if you want, you can board the train! 

                                                   Yeta, eyf th`ellyer, booryer vly anyer trenn!

  Ha, Ha, Ha!                                Ayohohoww!

The Government of the Armed Tyrannic Republic of Gariston